The New Dominos Pizza

I thought this was gonna be some BS hype when I saw that schmultzy commercial about re-booting their pizza recipe.  I'm sorry for thinking so foolishly.  Not including the mom-and-pop pizza shops on almost every corner in the Bronx, Dominos now has the best pizza I've ever had in my life.  I urge everyone to go out and buy some. Right now.

PSA: Fast Food Edition

If you go to the Burger King drive thru and order a "Whopper Junior w/ cheese with only ketchup, mustard and pickles", you are ACTUALLY ordering a cheeseburger.  So not only are you paying an extra 20-30 cent for a regular ass burger, you're holding up the line and confusing the poor 17 year old cashier that has to keep repeating your order to be sure they have the condiments right.  Learn the menu and know what the fuck you're ordering.  Kthxbai.